Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Google as Tool of Mass Humiliation

The Drunken Housewife has issued a request to her readers. She wishes to be Google bombed.
I think it would be hi-larious if my little hobby blog were deemed, by the sacred measures of online commerce and search engine statistics, to be more important than the online presence of an award-winning, publicity-gathering, venture capital-spending high tech company. You, my dears, can help me achieve this goal. Just jam some link to drunkenhousewife.blogspot.com somewhere where the precious little spiders will creep over it. Put a link on a blog, a bulletin board, a comment somewhere... flattering, unflattering, in English or not, it's all peachy. If this blog advances in pagerank, I'll be oh so motivated to thank those who made it all possible for me to lord it over my husband; why, I'll just slave my little fingers to the bone typing out little stories for y'all.

Forgive me, Anton, for I know not fully what I do.

I have a long post in the brain, but it hasn't coagulated yet, so you'll have to wait at least a day for some weighty substance to return to this space.
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