Lifehacker to the Rescue... a Bit Late

On the RSS feeds this afternoon, I saw where Lifehacker had a post today about opening a wine bottle without a corkscrew. Although this advice would have been more helpful to me had it been published a few days ago, I think I still would have been up-the-creek because my soon-to-be-ex-wife took the hammer with her.

I still need to get that corkscrew.